I wanna go out on the streets and be patriotic with people! I wanna watch the America concert in Amgard! I wanna see Mickey, Donald, Goofy, and Minnie in their patriotic clothes.
I WANNA CELEBRATE AMURKAH.
I know at least one thing, though: For sure, I am getting out of that bathroom at 10 or 10:15, finding a good dang spot and watching those fireworks. And noooobody’s stopping me.