April 2011
I have had this repeat for about 20 minutes now and it will NEVER let me stop giggling.
March 2011
Am I the only one who didn’t think of Karofsky’s threat as he was actually threatening to kill Kurt? I remember when it aired, I was like ‘oh Karofsky you’re not helping’ but I was NEVER going ‘OH MY GOD HE’S GONNA KILL KURT’ then the next episode rolls around and Dave is doing everything to keep Kurt afraid (which, I do agree with people on this, that’s horrible. Same time, I see why he’s doing it. DOES NOT MEAN I CONDONE IT.)
Yeah, he said the line ‘I’m going to kill you’ but it’s like Kurt (and the fandom) erased the line before that. IF YOU DO (tell anyone) I’m going to kill you. Not that this ‘redeems’ him or anything, I just find it interesting. For example, when Kurt tells Finn and Burt “He threatened to kill me” he makes it sound like, Dave just walked up and was like WATCH YOSELF FAG I’M GONNA KILL YOU. When that isn’t what happened at all. And a lot of the FANDOM acts like that’s what happened too. And Kurt’s gone so far as to apparently blocked out the kiss/fact Karofsky might be gay, and just focuses on that single line.
Finn’s reaction is one of “…uhm.. What? You gotta be kidding me…” is interesting to me too. He can’t believe it. He knows Karofsky fairly well (on the team together, and what we can tell, went to elementary school together). Probably doesn’t think this sounds like him. Yeah, he knows Karofsky can be a DOUCHE but, killing someone? Which probably also goes with the whole, Finn thinks Dave is fine and cool after Thriller, just needs to apologize and all is well. Wish it worked that way.
Anyway, getting off subject. The threat didn’t come off as a real, true blue, he might actually do it, threat to me. It was a scare tactic. Dave was terrified. Not only did something happen he doesn’t want ANYONE to know about, guess what? KURT. TOLD. SOMEONE. Blaine. Some pretty preppy little peacock boy approaches you and seems to know your secret? Who might he tell? Is he friends with other people at this school if he’s friends with Kurt? Who the hell is he? WE know, as an audience, that yes, Blaine would never tell anyone. But does Karofsky know that? No.
I’m not gonna lie. I think of any of the males in Glee Club, or BURT who was a tough jock in high school, found out the real reason Karofsky ‘threatened’ Kurt? I think they’d get it. I honestly do.
I liked the Super Bowl episode a lot for many reasons. One that it wasn’t all about shipping, it was about Karofsky’s CHARACTER. Show how scared he is, how eager he is to please other people, wants acceptance. And is terrified any time someone mentions the word ‘gay’ or ‘Kurt’. He’s more than just a ‘homophobic’ bully. I thought Glee already made sure to point this out, but half of the Fandom likes to pretend it never happened. Why? Cause Kurt wasn’t there? Cause Kurt didn’t forgive him (yet)?
I understand if people don’t like him, or if they think he needs to work for forgiveness (I think he does too, big time, much as I love the guy). But wanting him to die? Or thinking he deserves to live in fear and self loathing for the rest of his life? That’s just… I can’t even fathom how some peoples brains work. I can’t.
He’s not a rapist. He’s not a killer. He’s a scared, 16 (or 17) year old KID who doesn’t know what to do. And if ya’ll haven’t noticed? He hasn’t been around for… What, 5 episodes? Last he was mentioned was Finn saying NO ONE has been slushied since before the football game. I think Dave is laying low. He’s not doing anything. Yet the fandom continues to hate on him like he’s a continuous source of villainy and EVIL on the show. He’s not.
Besides, he’s coming back on your tv, like it or not. So. DEAL WITH IT.
IDK what my question was anymore.
I was watching Whose Line? and just pictured these three so I crudely threw on their faces out of my own amusement, LOL.
Good gracious, I don’t know how you’re allowed to be this amazing.
Raise Your Glass (Pirate Edition)
Right, right, sails are in flight.
We gonna lose some minds tonight.
What’s the dealio?
I love drinking rum so much,
Five am and we’re passed out drunk.
Pass the bottle ‘round!Party crashers,
Diamond snatchers,
To the left if you’re a hater.
Don’t get trashy,
Just get dancing.
Why so serious?So raise your glass if you say, “YAR!”
All night and all day,
All my Pirate dogs!
We will never be, never be
Anything but loud,
And nitty gritty,
Rum drinking little freaks!
Won’t you come on and come on and
Raise your glass!
Just come on and come on and
Raise your glass!Slam, slam, oh hot damn!
What part of pillage don’t you understand?
Wish you’d just freak out!
Can’t stop coming in hot,
You wanna hate, let me see what you’ve got,
It’s so on right now!Party crashers,
Diamond snatchers.
To the left if you’re a hater.
Don’t get trashy,
Just get dancing.
Why so serious?So raise your glass if you say, “YAR!”
All night and all day,
All my Pirate dogs!
We will never be, never be
Anything but loud,
And nitty gritty,
Rum drinking little freaks!
Won’t you come on and come on and
Raise your glass!
Just come on and come on and
Raise your glass!Damn the bottle’s empty…
That sucks!
So if you’re too school for cool,
And you’re bullied by the fools,
You can come and sail with us,
We can always, we can always
Party on our own…So raise your glass if you say, “YAR!”
All night and all day
All my Pirate dogs
We will never be, never be
Anything but loud”
And nitty gritty
Rum drinking little freaks
Won’t you come on and come on and
Raise your glass!
Just come on and come on and
Raise your glass!
Just come on and come on and
Raise your glass (for me)!
Just come on and come on and
Raise your glass for me!PIRATES! <3333
I feel like recording this for us…….IDK tho. Is tumblr ready for this jelly?
^I’ll record it with you/film you/whatevs, even though I don’t ship it :p
Because we can all be friends.
You are my favorite Klainer. <3
I’m reblogging just for the adorableness right there.
(I know y’all are irl friends but ~whatever~ it’s still a-frickin-dorable)
Don’t let the cute fool you. We actually hate each other so much that we leave anon messages telling the other to go die.
Also lip-rape and brainwash relationship are thrown around all the time.
/sarcasm
<3 Love you Rachel!
…I did say lip-rape once…AS A JOKE!
But yeah, go die in a hole you loser.
I don’t want to be seen at prom with your lip-rape loving face for fear you’ll lip-rape me, causing me to get brainwashed.
^You like? :)
Did you just call me Rachel?
If you did, I’m going to cry tears of happiness and forever call you Lauren.
DDDDDDD: TOO MANY RACHELS. OFSTEEL IS RACHEL, TOO. DDDDDD:
LOL WELL HALLO, FELLOW-RACHEL!!! I THINK YOU SHOULD CALL LAUREN “LAUREN” FOREVER ANYWAY. I’m trying to convince her that it’s her real name.
Raise Your Glass (Pirate Edition)
Right, right, sails are in flight.
We gonna lose some minds tonight.
What’s the dealio?
I love drinking rum so much,
Five am and we’re passed out drunk.
Pass the bottle ‘round!Party crashers,
Diamond snatchers,
To the left if you’re a hater.
Don’t get trashy,
Just get dancing.
Why so serious?So raise your glass if you say, “YAR!”
All night and all day,
All my Pirate dogs!
We will never be, never be
Anything but loud,
And nitty gritty,
Rum drinking little freaks!
Won’t you come on and come on and
Raise your glass!
Just come on and come on and
Raise your glass!Slam, slam, oh hot damn!
What part of pillage don’t you understand?
Wish you’d just freak out!
Can’t stop coming in hot,
You wanna hate, let me see what you’ve got,
It’s so on right now!Party crashers,
Diamond snatchers.
To the left if you’re a hater.
Don’t get trashy,
Just get dancing.
Why so serious?So raise your glass if you say, “YAR!”
All night and all day,
All my Pirate dogs!
We will never be, never be
Anything but loud,
And nitty gritty,
Rum drinking little freaks!
Won’t you come on and come on and
Raise your glass!
Just come on and come on and
Raise your glass!Damn the bottle’s empty…
That sucks!
So if you’re too school for cool,
And you’re bullied by the fools,
You can come and sail with us,
We can always, we can always
Party on our own…So raise your glass if you say, “YAR!”
All night and all day
All my Pirate dogs
We will never be, never be
Anything but loud”
And nitty gritty
Rum drinking little freaks
Won’t you come on and come on and
Raise your glass!
Just come on and come on and
Raise your glass!
Just come on and come on and
Raise your glass (for me)!
Just come on and come on and
Raise your glass for me!PIRATES! <3333
I feel like recording this for us…….IDK tho. Is tumblr ready for this jelly?
^I’ll record it with you/film you/whatevs, even though I don’t ship it :p
Because we can all be friends.
You are my favorite Klainer. <3
I’m reblogging just for the adorableness right there.

(I know y’all are irl friends but ~whatever~ it’s still a-frickin-dorable)
starting on Friday, there’s only 2 moths of school, about 8 weeks? YES.
7 weeks for seniors (:
six weeks for us :] well six weeks for you too, in case you were counting spring break.
FINALLY.
ten class days left for this one. oooh yeah.
It’s the worst. :(
All cuz I did a read me. Ugh.
EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO ME.
This is my theory:
we’ve had less tumblr outages lately. I haven’t noticed one in quite a few days!! I think “Read Me” automatically sends the words to the tumbeasts, where they eat them. Like an automatic fish-food feeder for the IT people. You fed them a college rant, I fed them a samchel ramble. At least they’re getting a balanced diet of “read me” nonesense!!
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I GOT SOME OREOS THE OTHER DAY. YOU CAN’T MAKE ME CRAVE THEM ANYMORE, I HAVE A REGULAR SOURCE NOW. :P
Awwww. :c Well GOOD FOR YOU. Everyone needs their own supply of oreos. BUT I CAN’T REMIND YOU TO GO EAT THEM ANYMORE!! D:

no one can see my oreos!!!
HOW DO I MAKE THE FLAG GO AWAY? I NEED TO MAKE EVERYONE CRAVE OREOS.
THIS IS A SERIOUS PROBLEM I MAY HAVE TO CHANGE MY TUMBLR ID AGAIN. OREOS COME BACK TO MEEE.
especially when the little thingy in the top corner changes to japanese
d’aww you so cyooot. <3
The first time he does this:
And the rest of ND will be like
“Pick that the fuck up.”
That better happen. :D
I love you for posting this jsyk
♥
NEW PIRATE ANTHEM
^
I go to class and that cap of Blaine and Kurt wishing each other good morning has 54 notes! I ONLY KNOW LIKE THREE OF YOU.
It’s because of fuckyeahklaine, but it still WEIRDS ME OUT. BECAUSE I KNOW NONE OF THESE LIKER AND REBLOGGER KLAINERS. At least when I made Kurtofsky crap that “exploded” I recognized more than half the names.
okay it’s not a big deal BUT IT’S WEIRD TO ME. WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE??
JUST TAKE MY MONEY.
I got SOOOOO FAR in signing up for my beginning tap class (which I’m only taking so I learn HOW to learn to dance so I don’t look like an idiot when I audition for WDW) for when I come back in summer. It took me an hour, but all I had to do was click which one I wanted. I had LOTS of options, so I dropped the class that made me hit 9/9 credits and got ready to click “accept” and
TROLOLOL WE LOADED THE “FALL” CLASS PAGE, NOT THE SUMMER ONE. THEN LET’S FREEZE THE PAGE COUNTLESS TIMES.

I JUST WANT TO DANCE.
what are you doing with your life
idiots
now this is a quality post
you know who you are….
lol wait.. i thought it was a myth that some people didn’t masturbate……….
look at your life. look at your choices.
I mean, sure you’ll go to hell, but It’ll be worth It.
I have a friend who claims not to do it, she seems to think everyone else is a freak for doing it.
stupid bitch.
I HAVE A GREAT IDEA
LET’S DISCRIMINATE AGAINST PEOPLE WHO CHOOSE NOT TO MASTURBATE
THAT SOUNDS LIKE SO MUCH FUN
BECAUSE THAT’S NOT OFFENSIVE OR VERY PERSONAL OR COMPLETELY UP TO THE INDIVIDUAL OR ANYTHING
NO, NO, LET’S JUST MAKE FUN OF THEM AND CALL THEM FREAKS AND STUPID
BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY HAVING A LOWER SEX DRIVE, FINDING IT UNPLEASANT, BEING SCARRED IN REGARDS TO SEXUAL RELATIONS, EXERCISING GREATER CONTROL OVER ONE’S DRIVE, ETC IS JUST WRONG AND WEIRD
^Thank you.

…….I HAVE NO IDEA WHY YOU’RE DYING, BUT I ASSUME IT’S EXCITING!!!!!
o.o
this is so fringe.
THIS IS FRINGE BITCHES!
lol, this is indeed Fringe.
Now i want this to happen. On Fringe.
Really? Now I feel like I should watch Fringe. This was my honest-to-god BELIEF about mirrors from age 6 to about age 10.











