when do we want it?
when do we want it?
Poop rainbows on her pillow and then tell her your best friend is a black atheist lesbian and she is coming over with her girlfriend. and then all the gays you know will randomly come and decide your room is their sanctuary.
she’s more racist (and just dumb and irritating) than homophobic. I had about 7 gays over at one point, being loudly gay and fabulous, and she didn’t say anything or blink. You know those people who don’t admit to being homophobic? She’s one of them. So that wouldn’t really work actually. :P
and my atheist friends have come over too, and she just thinks they “don’t know better” so.
peaceandunicorns89 a réagi à votre billet : peaceandunicorns89 a réagi à votre billet : I NEED…
Ugh you should send in a black lesbian or gay guy and make her so uncomfortable she wants to leave.
I SWEAR ON ALL THAT IS GOOD IF ANY OF YOU SPOIL THE REASONING OF WHY RANDALL TURNED OUT THE WAY HE DID AND WHY HIM AND MIKE ARE ENEMIES I WILL STRAP YOU TO THE SCREAM EXTRACTOR
peaceandunicorns89 a réagi à votre billet : I NEED ICE CREAM FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE YOU WERE…
Can you move somewhere else or get someone to kick the wicked witch bitch out? Tell her you have a very contagious disease called anti stupid and she needs to step off.
I can’t move out because I already paid for my contract (otherwise I would have moved out already just on account of wanting to live somewhere fancier), and I can’t force her out because, unfortunately, racist homophobic immature stupidity isn’t a good legal reason to kick someone out.
:\ moving out would be an option if there were actually girls looking for contracts right now, but BYU is in an all-time low in females needing housing.
how come they always look soooooooo good when they go to soho
coryisasexylovegod a réagi à votre billet : I NEED ICE CREAM FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE YOU WERE…
Oh Sweetie. Wish I could hug you :(
she’s gonna put a damper on the rest of my time in college that’s just not faaaaaair
I NEED ICE CREAM FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
We can’t host our Pride fest without some money to do so, so if you or someone you love wants to help out with this INCREDIBLE cause, we’ve got options!
Our fundraiser is in July, but before then we are always accepting donations via paypal. All major credit cards accepted!
Every dollar helps bring a little more pride to the most conservative city in America. All our funds will go towards Provo Pride 2013, and should we collect enough to spill over to next year, you’re helping fund our 2014 parade!
gurl I say to me you just as coo in rl if not cooler.
that’s VERY KIND, except you’re one of those people who know me both online and offline, so I do get to be 100% myself with you, child.
Frankly, nobody who watches that video is ever gonna see the other more reserved me, aheh.
ew get out sucky roommate
I swear she gets worse every daaaaay. And I’m praying I never meet this ex-boyfriend because he sounds WORSE than her (we “met” on facetime last night when he was trying to compliment her and she was like ~WILL THERE ARE PEOLE IN THE ROOM~, never mind her creepy loud comments about how he’s sexy and she wants to touch him and you’re not even dating he’s awful stop it)
is it ever appropriate to ask your (extremely) emotionally abusive ex-boyfriend to take off his shirt for you over facetime while you flirt and coo and giggle and talk loudly about wanting to bite and kiss his cheeks
whiiiiile your roommates are innn the roooooom
ah fricken man I thought I checked that D: THANK YOU ANON
so I was looking at my grad schools again, and one of them wants me to apply by november, the year before I attend. That’s ten months before I’d show up to attend. That means I would need to start compiling everything THIS August. Before I even START my last year at undergrad.
Most of the other ones want January/March, meaning compiling in November, and I just ahahaha
yeah I’m glad I’m gonna take a year between
I just need to tell everyone that when I was texting Roommate last night, she said goodnight and then proceeded to say goodnight to EVERY SINGLE STUFFED ANIMAL I HAVE, by name, correctly, not missing a single one. That’s Manila, Patches, Bubblebrush, Burtney, Oojoo, Simba, and Owlicious. And half of those aren’t even with me right now wtf roommate
tiyasircar a réagi à votre billet : SHE’S BORN FINALLY. About 2 hours ago, so abooout…
I’LL POST PICTURES OF HER ON FACEBOOK WHEN I MEET HER, THEN YOU CAN SEE BABY TOOOO
I’M SO HAPPY
SHE’S BORN FINALLY. About 2 hours ago, so abooout 9 pm-ish.
can we just take a moment to imagine little cute six-year-old hermione reading matilda
and peering into this book about a smart, bookish girl who could move things with her mind
and then can you imagine her concentrating very hard on the books on the bookshelf and slowly, slowly, getting them to move
OH MY GOSH!
This is so perfect. I want to cry. So lovely and dreamy and perfect!
This sort of makes me want to die of happiness.