HELLMOUTHS

twolittlebluebirdsx:

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

I did an experiment 7 months ago and compared my then 6 month old’s jean pockets to mine. This was the result:

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If this doesn’t prove how fucked up women’s fashion is I don’t know what will.

(Source: meladoodle, via princeabooboo)

owlmylove:

FRIENDLY FUCKIN’ REMINDER: WHAT WE CALL "THE TONY AWARDS" WAS ORIGINALLY "THE ANTOINETTE PERRY AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN THEATRE", NAMED AFTER THE CO-FOUNDER AND CHAIRWOMAN OF THE AMERICAN THEATRE WING.
THE AWARDS FOR ACTRESSES WERE ORIGINALLY SILVER COMPACTS, BUT SOMEONE DECIDED THIS WAS TOO EFFEMINATE AND SLAPPED THE COMPACT’S DESIGN IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR MODERN AWARD- THAT SPINNY SILVER MEDALLION WAS ORIGINALLY USED FOR CHECKING LIPSTICK.
ANOTHER REMINDER: I KNEW NONE OF THIS UNTIL TODAY. DON’T TOLERATE FEMALE ERASURE. REMEMBER HER NAME. 
ANTOINETTE FUCKING PERRY.

owlmylove:

FRIENDLY FUCKIN’ REMINDER: WHAT WE CALL "THE TONY AWARDS" WAS ORIGINALLY "THE ANTOINETTE PERRY AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN THEATRE", NAMED AFTER THE CO-FOUNDER AND CHAIRWOMAN OF THE AMERICAN THEATRE WING.

THE AWARDS FOR ACTRESSES WERE ORIGINALLY SILVER COMPACTS, BUT SOMEONE DECIDED THIS WAS TOO EFFEMINATE AND SLAPPED THE COMPACT’S DESIGN IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR MODERN AWARD- THAT SPINNY SILVER MEDALLION WAS ORIGINALLY USED FOR CHECKING LIPSTICK.

ANOTHER REMINDER: I KNEW NONE OF THIS UNTIL TODAY. DON’T TOLERATE FEMALE ERASURE. REMEMBER HER NAME.

ANTOINETTE FUCKING PERRY.

(via headmistressbandita)

thatwetshirt:

Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.

(via naponacorey)


 Eponine raised herself and listened; then she murmured:— 
 “It is he.” 
 And turning to Marius:— 
 “My brother is here. He must not see me. He would scold me.” 
 “Your brother?” inquired Marius […] “who is your brother?” 
 “That little fellow.” 
 “The one who is singing?” 
 “Yes.”

Eponine raised herself and listened; then she murmured:—

“It is he.”

And turning to Marius:—

“My brother is here. He must not see me. He would scold me.”

“Your brother?” inquired Marius […] “who is your brother?”

“That little fellow.”

“The one who is singing?”

“Yes.”

(Source: ouhlalas, via revolutionarylionheart)

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daeneryscatgaryen:

Two friends promise to meet up at the magic kingdom, to only wind up in a wild goose chase.

Maybe they should have specified which kingdom first?

Oh bother.

Francis & I 

(Thanks for the help Meli & Francis!)      

(via doingitdisneystyle)

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tgifridays:


Happy Beginning

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tgifridays:

Happy Beginning

The best part of your meal just got better. Introducing Endless Apps at Fridays. For $10, take your pick of our best handcrafted appetizers – like Loaded Potato Skins, Pan-Seared Pot Stickers, or Mozzarella Sticks – and don’t stop until you’re satisfied.

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ldsimages:

How much of a difference are you making in the world around you? 

ldsimages:

How much of a difference are you making in the world around you? 

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thirtymileswest:

I am in love with summer.

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nonsolokawaii:

Up Themed 1st Birthday Party (via)

(via buyn)

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tastefullyoffensive:

"My dog hates having his picture taken." -lawsonj123

(via sailorsenshiroman)

queen-halenski:

I’m sorry but if you try to tell me there are only three wizard schools in the ENTIRE magical world I will fight you.

I wanna see Indian wizardry schools

Japanese magic schools where the house ghosts have shrines

Schools hidden in sand dunes and enchanted to look like mirages

American schools hidden in Roswell and Salem

Public magical schools for kids that don’t want to leave home for seven years

GIVE ME ALL THE WIZARD SCHOOL HEAD CANONS!

(via headmistressbandita)

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amenalready:

I’m like:

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